Julio's Actually Good
I knew Julio was intenseand "warrior-like"
but I didn't know
if he was any good
Turns out, he's good
He's doing really well
in wrestling and fencing
Regine is coaching him personally
The White Company Stinks
No, I mean literallyGuess how they keep their armor
so nice and white and shiny . . .
Chicken Fat, that's how!
Old Chicken Fat in the Spring Sun ---
Peee Yooo!
Mi-mi-mi-miiiiiii!
Have I told you that I do vocal warm-upslike singers do
so that I don't get hoarse
when I'm ragging and bragging?
As deft as diction you will find our might
and swift surprise that brings on early night!
The ones in blue, unstoppable as the sky,
will teach the taste of earth unless you fly!
That's one of my favorites . . .
. . . it might be a tournament-winner
Ooops!
Regine signed me upat the last minute
for an archery event
Have I told you
how badly I suck at archery?
I bagged a referee
who, fortunately,
was sitting behind his shield
ooops!
Scoreboard Update
Facino the Dog & Co. --- 8Sicilian Lances --- 4
Swiss Jag-Offs --- 9
Rhone Valley Rustlers --- 6
Rhone Valley Mary's Company --- 6
Corps of Charlemagne's Glory --- 7
Dieter's Darlings --- 8
Free Lances of the Veneto ---3
North Woods Terrors --- 3
Walter's Weaklings --- 7
Blue Company --- 8
My Ragging & Bragging match is next
Yipes.