They Postponed Your Review AGAIN?
oh my dear friendthat's terrible!
I feel so bad for you!!!!
*hug*
I Lost My Match
I went out onto the fieldriding on Nastibelle
under the Blue Company banner
and hollered my loudest
in Low Latin, Milan dialect Italian,
and Burgundy dialect French
I got psyched out by the other guy
is what happened
He got me out of my game.
He got me focused on him.
I switched from my game plan to personal attacks
Your insults flyh sho sharply from your maw ---
Don't cut your tongue or dislocate your jaw!
Those rags are pretty snazzy, but they smell ripe.
What else would you use to blow your nose, and wipe?
Then I did an about face
and went to what I thought
was my best stuff ---
what Skip calls
My "Your Momma" stuff
. . . kind of a psych-out thing
all about their moms
which I thought new and mean and scary
. . . but the judges were unimpressed.
One of the Burgundians told me
that most nobledudes are more attached
to their wet nurses than their moms
. . . so I should probably work up some "Your Nanny" stuff
This is the guy who won
(from Dieter's Darlings)
He was really good
Oh, well.
*sigh*
Shake it off, Berto.
You did your best.
Sniffing Out the Competition
Catch this ---the White Company wrestler
who is Julio's next opponent
just now came snuck right up behind Julio
and smelled him up and down
from the small of his back to his hair!
spooooky!
Scoreboard Update
Facino the Dog & Co. --- 12Sicilian Lances --- 6
Swiss Jag-Offs --- 13
Rhone Valley Rustlers --- 7
Rhone Valley Mary's Company --- 6
Corps of Charlemagne's Glory --- 10
Dieter's Darlings --- 8
Free Lances of the Veneto ---5
North Woods Terrors --- 7
Walter's Weaklings --- 10
Blue Company --- 10