My Dear You . . .

Hardest Break-Camp Ever

The walkie-talkies sounded
at dawn

At sunrise
forty-five assembled hangovers

were told
"We ride mid-morning."

It was harder to leave Milan
than any place we've been

Sleepy sleepy Louder
and her sleepy sleepy friends
cried and held our hands

(they don't hug much back here
but they hold hands a lot)

and we cried, too



we said
"See you again some time."










Right










Like that's gonna happen














*sniff*


Sump'n's Up

Regine was curt and tight
at the all-company meeting

A total change in tone for her.

Word is . . .
she communicated with her boss in NY overnight

She reports directly to the Fund Manager

Something must have gone down

Because we have a real assignment

We're following the White Company
South into Florentine territory
to confront the Pope's People


Awkwarcreepiosity

The awkwarcreepiest moment
in the all-company meeting
was when two of Skip's
gang-banger free lance amigos walked
into the courtyard . . .

Regine stopped in mid sentence and
everybody waited while the low-lifes whispered
to Skip and gave him something
wrapped in a sweater
and slunk off again
with their chain mail shirts hissing
in that weird chain mail way . . .

Regine and Skip are good friends
but she was looking daggers at him . . .


Scouting Report

Among the Pope's current contractors are:

1) Facino the Dog & Co.
(It's soooo weird . . .
we were hanging out with those guys
less than 24 hours ago
and now we're enemies . . .
things change so fucking fast back here!)

2) The Witch's Company!!!!
I guess Regine will get her duel
after all


Bedraggled

We packed crappily

and shit kept falling off donkeys
all morning


On the Bright Side

a) I got totally charged up
by being in the city

b) Louder & Friends reminded me
of all the good things in life

c) I'm never going to forget
meeting Petrarch

d) The Holy Roman church is being discredited
in your year (which cheers me up since we're
gonna have to face the Pope's viscious Army soon)

e) We have rifles and KevlarTM

f) We have at least a 3 day supply
of real food

g) Most important --- I'll be home
and with you
in two weeks!!!!


What I Daydreamed About
This Afternoon

I loved all the flowers everywhere
at the wedding
(in food, in bathrooms, in people)

So when, in the snoozy heat
of afternoon
we passed two trees

shading a little hill

surrounded by fields of wildflowers

I thought I would

build a cozy temporary massage table

and cover it with

June flowers

and spend some time

on your poor tight neck muscles
that have been facing your computer
and your hideous management
so many long hours

(and I might try to work up my courage
to ask if you would object
if I let my hands wander a little)
*blush*

and I'd remind you to stretch in your chair
every hour . . . (set a little clock
and pretend it's me reminding yo


Yipeeeeee!

Your latest message is arriving on the laptop
right now!!!

This is a first!!!

Coool!!!!!

Let me go read your message
and I'll be right back!!!!








wow

wow



wow, wow, wow



sorry



sorry, sorry, sorry




i feel terrible



Yes, yes I understand how weird it is
to have a boyfriend in the past.


I can't say anything
to refute to the objection that
it's all words.


Yes, yes I understand
if you want to 'dial back
on the psuedo romance'.


o wow


ow, ow


glad you want us to keep writing, at least


o, ow



ouch



ouch, ouch, ouch






*deep breath*



so sorry so embarrassed you're right I should have been thinking about all the other things that fill your e-mail Inbox you're right I have let my imagination run away with us with me (It's Spring in the Renaissance) I mean this sucks I'm ok there's so much more I want to write but I have to give the laptop to Regine now you're right we can take it slow OK take care we'll I'll figure this out