Dear You . . . well . . . *skrinches up mouth, raises eyebrows* "Good Bye" This is the last message I'll ever write you . . . um . . . It seems. . . that there werein fact 19 Security Guards following us And as I type The Blue Company is lined up kneeling naked in a flower filled field with machine guns pointed at us and the Security Guards are going down the line doing cavity searches and confiscating everything from your century at least. . . they're not going to kill usThey're just going to leave us back here because of Regine's Rebellion here where it's a gorgeous god damned day! *laughs* and I'm keeping myself busy writing to you (ow, my knees hurt!) and keeping my head down so I don't attract any attention and getting a last few pictures before they take the laptop it's hard to see the screen in the sunlight So, Anyway . . .Thanks for writing backYou're a great person YMSLGRH!, as they say (You'll Make Some Lucky Guy Really Happy) Show this letter to my folks and tell them to give you my car "The Old Jalopy" I call it I have a talent for names Oh, Boy. . . here they come. . . well . . . um If you liked any of my jokes steal them if you like the way I write --- --- write to someone this way Watch for me I'll be that tiny percentage point In the Dow Jones Average one day I'll wave Your crummy century sucks anyway! *laughs* I'm glad I'm staying back here, glad, I tell you! thanks think of this spring, our spring, next spring good- |