Dear You, Long Day, Tired E-MailRegine got us up earlydrove us hard all day She mounts up before dawn and yells: "I'm sick of these mountains! We're gonna blow through them today!" There's some kind of fire under her butt now to make it to Milan I was sore-footin' it most of the day while Skip rode Nastibelle But . . . we're into an actual, decent-sized valley now with actual decent-sized towns and churches with resident priests . . . and all of a sudden Skip and I are nostalgic for the hills and their 'billies *sigh* Yep, we're definitely within the purview of Sivilisation again (such as it is) darn it Chatting Up the VillagersPlus . . . when we got to this lil' hamletabout sundown Regine insisted that she and I go talk to people (the last thing I wanted to do) . . . so I haven't eaten yet . . . She wanted me to do some focus tests and see if anyone has heard of us Yes they have heard of us . . . and they've heard of Regine and Julio by name . . . but nobody's heard of me, Berto the Giant Which is gonna look bad at my Performance Review! While I did that Regine had obie-gynie talk with some of the grammas Blondes Drink More BloodHave I told you how sometimes people jump & cowerwhen I walk into a hovel . . . . . . because I'm blonde? Every place we've ever been back here people tell stories about Vikings . . . blondes . . . vampire stories *pause* Boo. These folks tonight asked me if I was Erik Bloodaxe Nice name recognition for a guy who's been dead 4 centuries! (Lucky son of a bitch.) Information travels everywhere back here! "No, I'm Berto the Giant, damn it!" *clenched fist* *smile* Guaranteed there were never Vikings in the Italian Alps . . . I mean, right? Who is Erik Bloodaxe's marketing person? Thinking About What You Wrote. . . while I drifted into my horseriding zone today . . .. . . you wrote about my tendency to distance myself and escape into work Yeah. . . .like by 600 years . . . *blush* you got me But, the Good Newslucky for us ---spending the night also in this decent-sized town is a small troupe of traveling actor-bats Poppa Actorbat So . . . as soon as I finish this I'm gonna grab a piece of bread and go back to see the rest of their Song of Roland Grandpa of the family is narrating w/the booming radio voice astonishing athletic Mom, Dad and Kids balancing and juggling and pratfalling and playfighting --- shows you what human beings can do if they never go to school, but instead spend 4-6 hrs. every day with nurturing parents learning a physical skill --- (Olympic gymnasts to the tenth power) Two Teenage Actorbats in a Horse Suit And there's the funky age thing going on -- deluxe! parents and kids all look the same age (there's no incentive whatsoever in this culture to stay a kid . . . you want to be a junior adult as soon as possible Kids grow up so fast in these days) The absolute star is Oldest Daughter who plays Roland in Crusader Gown and thin tin helmet . . . slow cartwheels and thru-the-legs swordsmanship . . . Regine stands beside me in the torchlight just now stares for a while at the show turns, and says: "That family could kick the ass of any knight we've seen this trip. They are awesome fighters." Rhythm of the RoadSo . . . while I was walking todayI was working on my Ragging and Bragging (they rhymed taunts it is my job to deliver) And I made a French-style triolet for you. (Triolet is a rhyme pattern) (We're big into rhyme patterns back here) On this here little hike through dark-age dirt and dust, I broke my walking-pike. On this here little hike, I'd like my horse -- or bike! I see some signs of rust on this here little hike through dark-age dirt and dust. Signed sincerely yours truly The end *bows* Gotta scram, Thanks for being there, Berto Magno |