whup, whup, whup,whup, whup, whup, tinkle, whup, whup, whup, whup, tinkle is the sound . . . the whup of Regine's chain whip whirling in an umbrella pattern as she stands tall in the stirrups and the tinkle is the sound of Regine's chain whip intercepting arrows! Rumble. . . because we fucking ran intoa Swiss free company at the river-crossing this afternoon and the stoopid idiots decided they wanted to rumble I Can Hardly TypeSome Swiss guy hit me in the chestwith a hammer my ribs are maybe broken I'm still shaking but I'm ok and I really like you Have I mentioned that? Nobody got hurt badly We Tried to NegotiateWe said they could cross the creek firstbut they were just looking for a fight All their archers strung up and a couple started shooting I yelled and told them Regine would fight their Captain One-on-One Their Captain was a runty little guy And Regine flipped him over and stuck him into the riverbank so hard it took two guys to pull him & his helmet out of the mud So they let us pass. And the one guy hammered me in my Kevlar vest for no reason as we walked by We weren't even taunting them! So Non-ChivalryThese Swiss guys were so non-chivalryand it pissed me off even worse because we saw all that pure, noble Song of Roland stuff last night What a dope I am, right? I'm OK don't worry |