| ROB stands just inside the open doorway of his NEW BLOG. He gropes for the switch. The LIGHTS BURST ON. | ||
This place is huge! I had no Idea! Huge and totally empty! What an echo! Echo! Echo! Echo! (echo, ko, o) |
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| He begins to RUN in the enormous space. | ||
Wooooooooooo
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I can't even touch the ceiling in this place!!! |
| Grabs his new ERGONOMIC OFFICE CHAIR | ||
| Watch this! |
Yeeeeeeaaaagggggh! (to quote Howard Dean) OK, don't worry, this is going to be a serious blog . . .
. . . it's just that . . . with all this space . . . . . . I just can't help . . . |
| Places chair carefully, takes 10 paces back, and with a RUNNING JUMP | ||
| Voilaaaaaaaaa! |