Shush! I'm casting a literary spell on our audience! Now, where were we . . .
Oh yeah. You were getting veddy veddy sleeeepy . . . you are getting soooooo veddy sleeeepy now . . .
You are reaaaaading . . . you are not at your stoopid computer at vork . . . no . . .
Rather, you are lying on a beauuuutifoool hot beach, reading under a chartreuse beeeeeeach umbrella . . . zipping a powerful Mai Tai cocktail through a slender straw . . . you are reading a powerful literature . . .you swirl among the clouds of a whapping good read . . . an obsequious penguin in a red bow tie offers you a small dish of mixed nuts in the form of a clam shell . . . the good, expensive kind of nuts with lots of cashews and no peanuts . . . no, no peanuts for you, only brilliant litearutooor . . . . you are reading ze best literary writing of its generation . . . it is smaart . . . veddy veddy insightfoool . . . you will tell all your friends to log on to robwit dot net. |