July 01, 2004

heck

Here's me last night: "Oh, yes Monsieur Waiterperson, I shouldlike to eat my foot, witha side order of my words, andhave a healthy order of crow for dessert." Dining with La AmazingLiselot, I feltlike a complete stoopenheimer! Westarted talkingabout Iraq andsuddenly she'slecturing me on the intricaciesof the USGummint, like the relationshipbetween the Dept. of State and the Pentagon and the ExecBranch. Wherewas I during civicsclass? I remember pentagonsfrom Geometryclass. Themore Isaid, the deepera hole Idug. Man, Bushis making us lookbad from abroad. And what'sworse --- he's making me lookbad to the futuremotherofmychildren! I couldn't tell whether shewas madatBush or madat me. Beverly, you havealot of Frenchfriends --- help! WhatshouldI do?
Posted by allen at July 1, 2004 04:52 PM