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'wordsman, ma dearie, you are so lame!

1st, you ply poor Allen with horrifying pickup lines ---

"Fat pen.guin! Fat pen.guin! I just wanted to say som.e.thing to b(w)reak the (n)ice.

N.ice dr.ess! Even nicer if it was on the fl.oo!r next to my be(du)d!

Sho(o!)uld I c.all y.ou in the mor(e)ning or nudge yo.u?"

2nd, you tell him 2B (or knot) himself!

3rd, you sc(are) him into p.u.!lling back a.cross the solar system!

Let the ma(lle)n m(ache)ake his ow!n miss.Take's. And ear.n h.is own try.umph!s.

Just *listen* to her, Allen, c'est tou.t.hat's all.